daddy, you never called me little buddy like you do with Alex. Yes I do little buddy. That doesn't count. TKCMU
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daddy, you never called me little buddy like you do with Alex. Yes I do little buddy. That doesn't count. TKCMU
Regarding the full moon last nite..."oh look at the full moon- let's open the window and see if we can hear anyone howling!" TKCMU
As I pulled a snack out of my purse..."Wow, you really ARE super mom!" TKCMU
I usually wear contacts, but once a month I take them out and wear glasses for a day or two to let my eyes rest; Mikey always has something to say about them... "Mom, when are you taking your glasses off?" he asked me yesterday when I picked him up at school. "Tomorrow Mikey", I responded. Then as I was feeding the baby later that afternoon, Mikey stands right next to me and whispers: "I'm hypnotizing you to take off your glasses!" TKCMU
On hearing some girls screaming outside of school: "I hope they are not screaming about dragons because dragons are not real, you know." TKCMU
So-and-so said the 'k' word! The 'k' word, Mikey? Yup, k-r-a-p. TKCMU
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