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I work as the secretary at an elementary school. I have no children of my own yet, but plenty of stories I can share about kids at my school. One first grader this year came to the office to share a birthday treat with me. I'm a bit of a jokester and I asked him how old he was...'25?' I suggested. He looked at me and rolled his eyes and said with 'tude, "No! Duh! Why would you think I'm 25?! I'm in 1st grade!!! If I was 25 (he thinks for a moment), I would be in middle school!" TKCMU

Rachel  14.5 years
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Teacher asked Nicolas what makes him sad. He said: when I do caca in the pantalones. TKCMU

Nicolas  3.5 years
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I don't get to play in school. "You're older. You played all the time in preschool. Don't you remember, Olivia?" No. It's like someone sucked my memory out. TKCMU

Olivia  7 years
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While talking about school...They had the worst rule in the cafeteria- don't share food. And all kids wanna do is trade food! TKCMU

Mikey  8 years
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I'm just like Garfield, I don't like Mondays! TKCMU

Mikey  7.5 years
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Dad: What did you learn in spy lab? Mikey: To take apart the human body. TKCMU

Mikey  7.5 years