Mom, Spring and Winter must be at war. It's like Spring is trying to come but Winter keeps stopping it. TKCMU
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Mom, Spring and Winter must be at war. It's like Spring is trying to come but Winter keeps stopping it. TKCMU
I guess Mommy is bored. You're not bored, Mommy. You're just happy. TKCMU
After seeing a birthday balloon flying away in the sky: "We need to get it!" I don't think we can reach that, it's too high. "That's ok. We just need pixie dust away and up up up to catch it." TKCMU
When I'm a Mom I'm going to change my name to Dad so my kids don't bother me. TKCMU
While watching the Science Channel...When I grow up, i'm going to make a live forever potion, a stay young potion and a turn the earth into a shield potion. TKCMU
Mom, since boys and girls go to Burger King it should be called Burger Queen and King. TKCMU
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